magesticturtles:

its-a-bingo:

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed 

I CAN’T DEAL 

(Source: deportredmayne, via whitejackiechan)

grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

(Source: drgero, via whitejackiechan)

gullacass:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while 

(Source: megaultracass, via whitejackiechan)

sexhaver:

what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth

She’s keeping our memories in them

(via whitejackiechan)

feistie:

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

(via whitejackiechan)

coolruby64:

*sticks my hand in your chip bag* can i have one

(via whitejackiechan)

nahlou:

there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you

Hey NOBODIES PERFECT

(Source: crycaster, via whitejackiechan)

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

(via whitejackiechan)